To the owner of the Piggly Wiggly,
They call it happiness in a wrapper. Candy. You should sell our happiness, I mean, candy. High Mountain Candy™ is just perfect for you because ours candy benefits, not just us, and YOU, but a profit of our candy goes to H1N1 victims in third-world countries. Don’t forget you’ll be our only dispenser other than our High Mountain Candy Shop, so you will receive a generous profit from the purchases of every candy morsel we sell at your fine establishment.
Not only does profit go to you but the people of third-world countries who have recently come down with the H1N1 virus or swine flu. You might say it’s insulting but what’s more insulting? Letting small children die of sickness because they can’t afford the medication, or having a small coincidence between names. You’ll be helping the life of many when you choose OUR candy. Please think of those who are not as fortunate as us….
Consumer, don’t forget you’d be our only distributor other than our famous High Mountain Candy mountain store™, But since our altitude might be a little much for some for the elder customers; you would basically be the only seller of our delicious candies. Because of this, your daily crowd would rise along with your amount of income. $$$ Who wouldn’t want more customers?
One of the most important reasons you all at the Piggly Wiggly™ should distribute our wonderful candy is because of the generous income. Money is tight these days with the economy as it is and frankly, we all need as much as we can get. We, at High Mountain Candy Company™ promise, your revenue will rise when you add our tasty treats to your other delicious merchandise. Since you ARE basically our only distributor, you get triple the usually amount with completely spread out companies.
Piggly Wiggly™, we respect you. And we very much hope you will become part of the High Mountain Candy™ family. Not just because of the benefit towards others, or the amount of consumers, or even the high amount of cash you’ll be paid. But because you like what we do and how we run our fine and dandy candy company. You got to admit it’s a pretty “sweet” candy shop. Thank you so much and I hope to see you on the family tree soon!
Sincerely,
Ashley Myers, McKenna Schmittel, and Maria Hildebrand HMCC™ CEO
They call it happiness in a wrapper. Candy. You should sell our happiness, I mean, candy. High Mountain Candy™ is just perfect for you because ours candy benefits, not just us, and YOU, but a profit of our candy goes to H1N1 victims in third-world countries. Don’t forget you’ll be our only dispenser other than our High Mountain Candy Shop, so you will receive a generous profit from the purchases of every candy morsel we sell at your fine establishment.
Not only does profit go to you but the people of third-world countries who have recently come down with the H1N1 virus or swine flu. You might say it’s insulting but what’s more insulting? Letting small children die of sickness because they can’t afford the medication, or having a small coincidence between names. You’ll be helping the life of many when you choose OUR candy. Please think of those who are not as fortunate as us….
Consumer, don’t forget you’d be our only distributor other than our famous High Mountain Candy mountain store™, But since our altitude might be a little much for some for the elder customers; you would basically be the only seller of our delicious candies. Because of this, your daily crowd would rise along with your amount of income. $$$ Who wouldn’t want more customers?
One of the most important reasons you all at the Piggly Wiggly™ should distribute our wonderful candy is because of the generous income. Money is tight these days with the economy as it is and frankly, we all need as much as we can get. We, at High Mountain Candy Company™ promise, your revenue will rise when you add our tasty treats to your other delicious merchandise. Since you ARE basically our only distributor, you get triple the usually amount with completely spread out companies.
Piggly Wiggly™, we respect you. And we very much hope you will become part of the High Mountain Candy™ family. Not just because of the benefit towards others, or the amount of consumers, or even the high amount of cash you’ll be paid. But because you like what we do and how we run our fine and dandy candy company. You got to admit it’s a pretty “sweet” candy shop. Thank you so much and I hope to see you on the family tree soon!
Sincerely,
Ashley Myers, McKenna Schmittel, and Maria Hildebrand HMCC™ CEO
